jokes

[chunstergp]

kid: hey dad, look! i got a "B" on my report card for reading
dad: that's a "D" you idoit!

 

[Arakk]

not a joke but a riddle


From the beginning of eternity,
To the end of time and space,
From the start of every end,
And the end of every place.
What am I?

 

[Icthus]

I know I know!!!

Errrr... do i say here?

 

[Proudfoot]

That's to easy.

 

[MouseOfAslan]

You know your a redneck if... the halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse!

 

[Arakk]

yes Icthus you may reveal the answer

 

[Icthus]

.E.

 

[MouseOfAslan]

hmm, God works in that riddle too....

 

[Odale]

A rabbi, priest and a bear walk into a bar...

 

[chunstergp]

"ouch"
"ouch"
roaaaaaaar

 

[Goblit]

An Irishman, a Ukranian, a Russian and an American walk into a bar....


The bartender turns to them and says


































What is this, some kind of joke?

 

[Avesther]

You know your a redneck if... the halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse!

You are a redneck if three months later this still holds true!!!!

 

[Estebar]

You are a redneck if three months later this still holds true!!!!

ahhh because the pumpkin is still there.......
LOL

 

[Avesther]

ahhh because the pumpkin is still there.......
LOL

Oh, he gets it Also consider the shape the pumpkin would be in

 

[Estebar]

Did anyone else notice aves' hk count?

 

[Avesther]

Its actually 48,131. I stopped PvPing about a year ago, maybe longer. Had I kept it up, I'd be close to 150,000 right now. Alot of that was actually gotten before the cross realm battle grounds and forced groups in BGs. Pretty impressive. Yet people don't believe me when I say PvP is broken And thats no joke, which is kind of ironic given the threads topic. LOL

 

[Lloren]

Its actually 48,131. I stopped PvPing about a year ago, maybe longer. Had I kept it up, I'd be close to 150,000 right now. Alot of that was actually gotten before the cross realm battle grounds and forced groups in BGs. Pretty impressive. Yet people don't believe me when I say PvP is broken And thats no joke, which is kind of ironic given the threads topic. LOL

Avesther is the coolest

 

[Durruck]

So, this baby seal walks into a club and says, "Thud!"

 

[Icthus]

Its actually 48,131. I stopped PvPing about a year ago, maybe longer. Had I kept it up, I'd be close to 150,000 right now. Alot of that was actually gotten before the cross realm battle grounds and forced groups in BGs. Pretty impressive. Yet people don't believe me when I say PvP is broken And thats no joke, which is kind of ironic given the threads topic. LOL

I disagree, PvP is not broken. To be broken implies that it ever worked.

PvP has never worked in WoW. It was an after thought by the developers and it feels like it and plays like it.

 

[Avesther]

I disagree, PvP is not broken. To be broken implies that it ever worked.

PvP has never worked in WoW. It was an after thought by the developers and it feels like it and plays like it.

Are you saying it was shipped broken?




Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."...