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  1. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /100% original motivational speech Do it Just join it Don't let your memes be dreams Yesterday you said tomorrow I'll play So just join it Make your memes come true Just join it Some people dream of playing TF2 While you're gonna load up and hardly work at it Avoiding it is impossible...
  2. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /William Tell Overture The Lone Game Night A fiery Pyro with the speed of fight A cloud of gas and a hearty hi there kill-ya The Lone Toj TF2 Game Night! Begins now kemosabi!
  3. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /applies shady accent Psst hey man. You over there at the computer man. Yeah YOU the funny looking one man. I've got some good stuff here man. It's called Toj TF2 Game Night man and it's like craaaazy man. U got diz Soldier dude whoz all like BLAM and you're all blown up and stuff man. A little...
  4. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    No time for witty repartee so I'll just hold a flamethrower to Raysoul's feet until people come save him. He's crying help me, help me! Can you be so cold as to abandon him! Join Toj TF2 game night now and save a Raysoul, for the children!
  5. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Toj TF2 game night where all your dreams can come true!... if they involve hats, high explosives and hi-jinks!
  6. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    A primal and guttural cry is once again is heard across the internet... Thunder! THUNDER! THUNDER! TOJ NIGHT HO! Toj are on the server Toj are loose Wear the Hats Hear the spam Toj are loose Will you head the call? Toj TF2 Night Starts now! We really need a Toj spotlight I can...
  7. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Last night on "The Waking Dead" Argggh stupid Valve program crashing! Now my game is not loading light maps for any map, even stock! Why won't it duplicate correctly anymore T_T. So that's a new bug... AHHHH I been up all night trying to fix this it needs to work in an hour! CLUDGE, CLUDGE...
  8. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Good Evening! Do I have the honor of addressing the man/woman of the house? Well have I got a deal for you. It slices it dices it's the one and only Toj TF2 game night. No doubt you've seen similar products on television but don't be deceived. Other games may let you burn, explode and stab your...
  9. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Good evening Sir or Madam are you hungry for victory? Would you like to partake in some of the finest epicurean Sandvich delights? Is vengeance a dish best served cold or do you prefer it with high explosives? Ready to dine and whine about hit detection? Very good then, might I suggest you begin...
  10. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Toj TF2 game night join now before the quarantine takes effect! :p
  11. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /old man Walter Brennan voice Now gather round all ya young whipper snappers and quit all ya horse flappin I'ma gonna tell you about a time fore' all ya Flitters and Youpipes. Back when games were men and men play'em like they're meant to be played with hats and explosives. None of that...
  12. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /sings the following to "A Whole New World" I can show you new maps Glitchy, buggy un-textured Tell me, player, now when did you last let your mouse decide! You can open your browser Hop from server to server Online, offline and further On a magic custom ride Some whole new maps...
  13. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Toj TF2 night experimental, or maybe just mental, edition begins now!
  14. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Set your New Year's resolution to 1920x1080 for Toj TF2 night 2018 edition begins!
  15. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    "Twas the night AFTER Christmas and all through the house Not a player was spawning, not even a "mighty" mouse; The idlers were in spawn with care, In hopes that a hat drop would soon be there; Children were online not in their beds, As the latest memes popped out their heads; And Ma with...
  16. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Festive frenzy ho! Snow, snow, SNOOOW! Maps tonight that is on Toj TF2 game night! Merry Christmas to all!
  17. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Christmas season got you down? Alone? Freezing? Shopping too hectic? Christmas too commercialized? Well kick off those frost covered shoes and warm up with a cup of festive frenzy as you channel those frustrations into decking the halls with your opponents! Toj TF2 game night starts now...
  18. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Ocean Voyages travels 3 miles an hour every day all day. Transcontinental Flights travels 33 miles an hour every day but only between 8:30-11:30 pm. Which one would be faster making a voyage of 198 miles and how long would it take them. The solution is: "TF, 2 nights" the answer to all...
  19. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Bloated with all that Turkey fat from Thanksgiving? Physical workouts too hard? Than sweat off the inches with intense mental exercises in the pulse pounding FPS of it's day TF2! Toj TF2 game night teaching you no one will notice your gut if your hat is distracting enough.
  20. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /sings What does the Gerbil say? Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te F 2 Night. Toj TF2 night where all your memes come true and yet we still aren't owned by Disney.
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