/100% original motivational speech
Do it
Just join it
Don't let your memes be dreams
Yesterday you said tomorrow I'll play
So just join it
Make your memes come true
Just join it
Some people dream of playing TF2
While you're gonna load up and hardly work at it
Avoiding it is impossible...
/William Tell Overture
The Lone Game Night
A fiery Pyro with the speed of fight
A cloud of gas and a hearty hi there kill-ya
The Lone Toj TF2 Game Night!
Begins now kemosabi!
/applies shady accent
Psst hey man.
You over there at the computer man.
Yeah YOU the funny looking one man.
I've got some good stuff here man.
It's called Toj TF2 Game Night man and it's like craaaazy man.
U got diz Soldier dude whoz all like BLAM and you're all blown up and stuff man.
A little...
No time for witty repartee so I'll just hold a flamethrower to Raysoul's feet until people come save him. He's crying help me, help me! Can you be so cold as to abandon him! Join Toj TF2 game night now and save a Raysoul, for the children!
A primal and guttural cry is once again is heard across the internet...
Thunder! THUNDER! THUNDER! TOJ NIGHT HO!
Toj are on the server
Toj are loose
Wear the Hats
Hear the spam
Toj are loose
Will you head the call?
Toj TF2 Night Starts now!
We really need a Toj spotlight I can...
Last night on "The Waking Dead"
Argggh stupid Valve program crashing!
Now my game is not loading light maps for any map, even stock!
Why won't it duplicate correctly anymore T_T.
So that's a new bug...
AHHHH I been up all night trying to fix this it needs to work in an hour!
CLUDGE, CLUDGE...
Good Evening! Do I have the honor of addressing the man/woman of the house?
Well have I got a deal for you. It slices it dices it's the one and only Toj TF2 game night.
No doubt you've seen similar products on television but don't be deceived.
Other games may let you burn, explode and stab your...
Good evening Sir or Madam are you hungry for victory? Would you like to partake in some of the finest epicurean Sandvich delights? Is vengeance a dish best served cold or do you prefer it with high explosives? Ready to dine and whine about hit detection? Very good then, might I suggest you begin...
/old man Walter Brennan voice
Now gather round all ya young whipper snappers and quit all ya horse flappin I'ma gonna tell you about a time fore' all ya Flitters and Youpipes. Back when games were men and men play'em like they're meant to be played with hats and explosives. None of that...
/sings the following to "A Whole New World"
I can show you new maps
Glitchy, buggy un-textured
Tell me, player, now when did
you last let your mouse decide!
You can open your browser
Hop from server to server
Online, offline and further
On a magic custom ride
Some whole new maps...
"Twas the night AFTER Christmas and all through the house
Not a player was spawning, not even a "mighty" mouse;
The idlers were in spawn with care,
In hopes that a hat drop would soon be there;
Children were online not in their beds,
As the latest memes popped out their heads;
And Ma with...
Christmas season got you down?
Alone?
Freezing?
Shopping too hectic?
Christmas too commercialized?
Well kick off those frost covered shoes and warm up with a cup of festive frenzy as you channel those frustrations into decking the halls with your opponents! Toj TF2 game night starts now...
Ocean Voyages travels 3 miles an hour every day all day.
Transcontinental Flights travels 33 miles an hour every day but only between 8:30-11:30 pm.
Which one would be faster making a voyage of 198 miles and how long would it take them.
The solution is: "TF, 2 nights" the answer to all...
Bloated with all that Turkey fat from Thanksgiving?
Physical workouts too hard?
Than sweat off the inches with intense mental exercises in the pulse pounding FPS of it's day TF2!
Toj TF2 game night teaching you no one will notice your gut if your hat is distracting enough.
/sings
What does the Gerbil say?
Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te,
Te F 2 Night.
Toj TF2 night where all your memes come true and yet we still aren't owned by Disney.