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  1. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Halloween is tomorrow but the most horrific night of the year is Toj TF2 Tuesday starting now! ...wait that's not quite right XD .
  2. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    ! A WILD STEAM INVITE APPEARED /queue dramatic Pokemon battle music Steam Invite used "entice" Player used "have to get work done" Steam Invite used "shenanigans" Player used "sleepy" Steam Invite used"Toj TF2 Game Night" IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! IT LOOKS LIKE TOJ TF2 GAME NIGHT IS...
  3. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /as sung to Puttin' On The Ritz Have you seen the well-to-do, trading things on TF2 On their heads hats of rare, showing off their savoir faire High hats with unusual collars, long chats and lots of dollars Spending every refined, for a wonderful time If you're blue and you don't know...
  4. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Solve the puzzle... T_ J _F2 _ _me N_ght Ask the audience Phone a friend Buy a vowel Buy a phony friend 50:50 48.25:51 and three quarters Uno Uno and tres quarters Pass go Pass go fish Pasodoble There are many ways to play games differently but only one answer which always...
  5. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /queue A-Team music In 2018, a crack commando game was sent to irrelevance by lesser games for the crime of not being the latest thing. This game promptly escaped from a maximum-obscurity stockade to the internet underground. Today, still wanted by smart people, they survive as soldiers for...
  6. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Meme related accidents are on the rise... Crippling arrows to the knee. Cholesterol over 9000. Chocolate rain induced pneumonia. Don't know da way and can't tell what the fox says? Get educated before it's to late at Toj TF2 Game Night! Act now before meme ignorance results in another...
  7. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Toj TF2 game night number something, something, hundred begins now. No billions for special effects or millions in the audience and still a better sequel than "The Last Jedi". "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fan-boys suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly...
  8. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Faster than a speeding Steam Sale. More powerful than the call to sleep. Able to play tall maps with a single button. Look! Up in the server browser! It's CSGO! It's PUBG! NO It's Toj TF2 Game Night! Yes, it's Toj TF2 Game Night, strange visitors from other games come to Toj with memes and...
  9. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /sings Mega Man Cartoon Theme. Super fighting game night. TOJ! Super fighting game night. TOJ! Fighting to save TF2. For educational purposes. We aren't quite as bad as that show but we probably did spawn just as many memes :p . Bonus points if while playing you pick up a...
  10. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Beware Toj Spam Imitators. Genuine Toj TF2 game night spam is made of 100% corn, payed for by poor life choices, and we'll never ask for your password unless we really, really want something. Toj TF2 game night guaranteed more fun than getting your account hacked by a Nairobi princess.
  11. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    You got antics in my shenanigans! You got shenanigans in my antics! MMMmmmm! Tastes like Toj TF2 game night! Now with less calories and more killing!
  12. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Request it. Play it. Stab them. Change it. Request it. Play it. Stab them. Change it. Wait what? Invite? Toj TF2 game night? I was just writing a new Daft Punk song.
  13. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /dons Irish accent Ah what'll I do those kids are after my TF2s again. With it's Exploding Demos, Burning Pyros and Stabin' Spies they canna' get enough. What's more each cereal (killer) comes topped with a tasty hat in all the colors of the rainbow. TF2 Toj game night is part of a complete...
  14. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    What is the sound of one player re-spawning... If a Market Gardener Soldier falls in a forest and no one is around to hit does he make a crit... Which came first the Heavy's Chicken Kiev or the all class Egg Basket... Have deep burning questions about life? Avoid them all by playing Toj TF2 Game...
  15. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /ring, ring Hello am I speaking to the Sir/Madam/Mammal of the house? May I interest you in a TF2 timeshare. Yes share your time on TF2 and you'll get dividends of fun. I can put you in a brand new jet pack Pyro for only two hours grind down right now. It has a scenic view of the battlefield...
  16. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    I'm Mighty Gerbil come with me as we explore our Wild Team Fortress 2. Take the "Medic". A paranoid creature he never feels safe unless under the watchful gaze of the herd. It's a good thing too because a natural predator of the Medic is the "Spy". Lacking the strength of his competition...
  17. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /Twilight Zone do do do do, do do do do, do do do do There is an unknown game night beyond which is known to newbies. It is a night as vast as the custom maps made for it and as timeless as the memes in it. It is the middle ground between "there is nothing good new to play" and "I really...
  18. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    /sings Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Come with me and you'll be In a world of TF2 participation Play a Pyro and you'll see some incineration Just begin join right in Playing on a map of my creation What we'll see will defy completion If you want to play a...
  19. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    It has occurred to me that TF2 is being marketed totally incorrectly for modern times. With that in mind don't be satisfied with bland chat programs like Discord or Mumble use fully featured "TF2 chat". *Bland chat programs allow you to disagree with scalding replies. *TF2 Chat allows you...
  20. The Mighty Gerbil

    In the Words of a Gerbil...

    Hello listener it's time once again to relax to the soulful melodic tunes of station TOJTF2 playing only the best in classic gaming. We'll start things off with Jerry Lee Lewis's lesser known hit "Goodness gracious great I'm on fire" followed by some classic O'Jays "Back Stabbers". All tonight...
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