You might be a redneck if:If you been on the TV more then five times describing what the tornado sounded like-if someone asks to see your id and you show them your belt buckle-if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures-if you thought the last 4 words of the start spangled banner were "gentlemen, start your engines"-if youve ever financed a tattoo-if youve ever made change in the offering plate-if you smoke during your wedding-People knock on your door every day and mistakingly think your having a yard sale-Your daddy takes you to class because your both in the same grade-you go to family reunions to meet women-you get too drunk to go fishing-and finally, you see a sign that says "Say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a redneck.