ummm I'm pregnant

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you're family is in my heart of prayer. Hopefully God will use the child on the good work that is to be done in the future. Hehe i hope I can act like Kidan towards the CCGR junior
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(cough cough eat fishes.. u get wat i mean Kidan)

One ques: will it be male or female? (parden if im rushing.. I'm still a young'un to u probably
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*peeks in sheepishly* I know I'm late to the thread but just wanted to offer a hearty "Congratulations!" and pray that you will be in peace and comfort during the term.

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Ose, this is weird. The lady we've come to known as the video-game buff will be known as..the............uh...video-game-buff-with-child.

Sorry for not posting sooner, HW has been keeping me down :-\.

And I feel utterly sick (sorry for stealing your thunder CCGR), so everyone pray for me, please...I don't think it'll be a good idea to drive to Bible study tonight.................
 
I will pray for you, I have no idea if it's a boy or girl yet..and my grandma reminded me that twins run in the family....I'll find out in a few weeks with an ultrasound hopefully. (Regarding twins)
 
Hahaha, wouldn't that just be a hoot?

Twins for you would = no life for short period of time.

My uncle and aunt had two children a year apart, and I constantly had to babysit them...

I found that after about the first month of babysitting just about every afternoon.......That I slowly began to fade away from reality...And the projectile vomit(I've been tagged from 5 feet away, I kid you not]...That smell...The green-goo diapers....I REMEMBER PURPLE, TOO!....It just...killed too many brain cells, and I think my brain deleted part of that point in time.

Y'know, sorta like when you get a magnet close to a HD or something.

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Cheryl, don't worry.  When it's your own child, all the gross stuff isn't really all that gross. And you'll get to tell funny stories of how you walked around all day with baby spit-up on your clothes.
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baby vomit. baby snot, drool, (if it's a boy, pee)

that's not disgusting, it's Liquid LOVE!
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Quote[/b] ]that's not disgusting, it's Liquid LOVE!
Its not just that though. My neice used to build castles our of her poop. I think I heard stories of my older sister doing the same thing. (when she was a baby of course)
 
Here is somthing I found that I thought you would like.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the
first thing he said was, "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," ! God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes
later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble
raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
 
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.

HA. My mother could speak from experience some of the rather inappropriate things that little-Tyler spat out during Sunday School (she was our teacher).

I kept my poor mom and dad in a constant state of terror, fearing what may pop out of my little mouth.

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Remember not to put anything disgusting or things that may make Cheryl a bit.. er.. u know feel uncomforting. We don't want things going bad for her and for one thing, i don't want her throwing all over her keyboard
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Being a guy who likes comps a lot, i'd hate to have one part go splat, boom
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Quote[/b] ]AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"

XD that's great!
 
Given the circumstances, I thought it would be best to go ahead and close this forum thread. I understand that it might be upsetting to read "congratulations" messages from those who are not aware of the situation.

Cheryl, you are in our prayers, as always. You've been a wonderful benefit to this community and I'm sure you'll make an excellent mother when the time comes. I pray that you have the peace that passes all understanding and take comfort in the only One who can comfort in times like these.
 
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