I can’t believe they are letting this post keep going in rogue forum though you guys might be interested. I feed bad for this guy going to pray for him.
Starts off as this
"0. Christian yes! Nutcase...yes! | 02/16/2008 10:40:20 AM PST
I have absolutely no fear of any god. It is impossible for god, as described to us by insane christians, to exist at all.
I do kinda hope there is a god though, as described by the christians. Some bumbling old man, unshaven, sitting on a throne somewhere thinking he really made something neat. I'd punch Him in the nose and I know when I'll get my chance too, judgement day. I'll be close enough to that incompetent yokel to really throttle him.
What an immense blunderer your god is. Why did god, in his infinite wisdom, decide we needed to feel pain? "Ah, but pain is how we learn? It signals us when there is something wrong with our bodies!" You say. I say, why not a big neon sign on our foreheads to warn us of danger instead? Any half-witted juke box manufacturer could have done better than god here. Sure, people writhing around in pain on their death beds is somehow His divine system at work. Screw Him.
And why does god, in His infinite wisdom see fit to rob old people of control of their bowels? That's really part of His diving scheme? Pooping and boogers? Since we were created in god own image, I can only assume this is a fairly vain god, he must also be a rather pathetic god. Cthulu would pwn Him in the arena for instance.
And don't give me any of this "God works in mysterious ways BS". God isn't working at all, he's a sleep at the wheel or on extended vacation. He's a blunderer of epic proportions if this is the best He can do.
I insist that you flame me now, or at least give me the standard, "You're just unhappy or lost or mentally ill, and that's why you're an atheist." What I will not stand for is a well thought out reply to my ramblings, that will not be tolerated.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4665460664&sid=1
Starts off as this
"0. Christian yes! Nutcase...yes! | 02/16/2008 10:40:20 AM PST
I have absolutely no fear of any god. It is impossible for god, as described to us by insane christians, to exist at all.
I do kinda hope there is a god though, as described by the christians. Some bumbling old man, unshaven, sitting on a throne somewhere thinking he really made something neat. I'd punch Him in the nose and I know when I'll get my chance too, judgement day. I'll be close enough to that incompetent yokel to really throttle him.
What an immense blunderer your god is. Why did god, in his infinite wisdom, decide we needed to feel pain? "Ah, but pain is how we learn? It signals us when there is something wrong with our bodies!" You say. I say, why not a big neon sign on our foreheads to warn us of danger instead? Any half-witted juke box manufacturer could have done better than god here. Sure, people writhing around in pain on their death beds is somehow His divine system at work. Screw Him.
And why does god, in His infinite wisdom see fit to rob old people of control of their bowels? That's really part of His diving scheme? Pooping and boogers? Since we were created in god own image, I can only assume this is a fairly vain god, he must also be a rather pathetic god. Cthulu would pwn Him in the arena for instance.
And don't give me any of this "God works in mysterious ways BS". God isn't working at all, he's a sleep at the wheel or on extended vacation. He's a blunderer of epic proportions if this is the best He can do.
I insist that you flame me now, or at least give me the standard, "You're just unhappy or lost or mentally ill, and that's why you're an atheist." What I will not stand for is a well thought out reply to my ramblings, that will not be tolerated.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4665460664&sid=1