The Devil Logged In to Guild Wars

dorkelf

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I was feeling so creatively deprived today, I told my co-worker I had to write SOMETHING. So when I got a moment I did! :p This is a parody of the ballad, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", which means it probably won't be funny unless you've heard the original song.



The Devil logged in to Guild Wars


The devil logged in to Guild Wars
He was looking for some souls to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
So he was willin' to make a deal.

When he came to Heroe’s Ascent,
a female warrior caught his eye.
He guested her to his Guild Hall
and in team chat told her why.

”The World of Warcraft, as you know, is already my domain
And if we scrimmage and I win, this game will be the same.
Now, I’ve got uber swords and shields and bows with perfect stats,
And if you win the battle, my girl, they’ll be yours plus 90 plat.”

The girl said, "My name's Freddie,
and it might be a sin,
but I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
’cause I'm way above rank 10."

Freddie, grab your Victo’s blade and
Bring your healing sig,
Cause hell's broke loose in Guild Wars
And the devil’s sword is big!
And if you win you get some uber stuff to use or sell,
But if you lose the game gets owned by hell!

The devil quickly loaded, and he said,
"I'll start this show!"
And fire flew from his fingertips
And lightning from his bow.
Freddie loaded a second later,
But the duel was nearly done.
All that damage hit her and
Her health was now at ‘1’.

(music)

Now most would just give up right then, but scrambling back a bit,
Freddie retrieved a longbow and she notched her arrows quick!

(chorus)
The devil’s attacks could no longer hit!
And the quick-load caused him a system glitch!
He was stuck in the ground, up to his knees!
And he neglected to bring his healing breeze!

The devil had great armor,
But he knew that he was beat.
Back at the hall, the uber stuff
Was laid at Freddie’s feet.

She grabbed it up and said to him, “You’re good for just Rank 1.”
“And by the way, I’m not a girl
just because I look like one. :D

(chorus)
The devil’s attacks could no longer hit!
And the quick-load caused him a system glitch!
He was stuck in the ground, up to his knees!
And he neglected to bring his healing breeze!
 
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you're very distrubed.

Mirawyn, you might want to think about taking away his GW license for a day or two....:p
 
You must not be working TOO hard if you thought of this at your job...

but I like it. He he. I've had glitches like that.
 
He works in a library in customer service. He alternates insane painful patron calls where he has to explain the painfully obvious with periods of nothing to do. And everything in between. :)
 
you're very distrubed.

Mirawyn, you might want to think about taking away his GW license for a day or two....:p
Well, we live near Stone Mountain Park, and "The Devil Came Down to Georgia" is a classic there. Plus I have it on my iPod, and play it in the car. This time I have only myself to blame...
 
Dorkelf you're such a Dork...elf... and you need to take less time in Guild Wars listening to The Devil Went Down To Georgia over and over again...
 
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