SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
I've got a monty python can of spam, spam visor, and t-shirt. One year doing the taste of Minnesota music festival the spam truck was there and so we had to go check it out. They gave us a bunch of stuff! It was awesome. Spam is really good, I suspect the only reason for not liking it is not having it. If I cooked up some spam, eggs, cheese and grits you'd love it and never know anything on your plate was spam.
Squirrels can be good eats too so be careful... ;-P