101 Things I hate To Lose Against

jamdrew

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Here's a basic list of things that make me rage when I lose against them. Not that it's necessarily my fault, but collectively as a team we lose to one of these things and it makes me want to stab someone or lots of people.

Here's the list of most annoying things ever to lose against

1. BRASIL ES # 1
2. MORDE SDHFLKSDHFLKDSHFLK MORDEEEE
3. Anyone that buys a stacking item first
4. Anyone that buys Warmogs first
5. People that spam memes that aren't real ie: "my main" what???!
6. Gingers - Characters and People included, How does morde steal a ginger's soul ... this needs a nerf
7. LeBlanc
8. Singed
9. Fiddle in the Middle
10. Teemo
11. Teemo
12. Shaco
13. AFK
14. Trolls
15. ok
16. Anyone that streams
17. Riot employees
18. people that have more than 5 X's in their name
19. People that have numbers in their name
20. Virgins that call other people virgins
21. People that claim to be drunk or high
22. Idiots that have 420 in their name
23. Blitzcrank
24. Lag
25. Free Week Anything
26. 12 year olds
27. 8 year olds
28. 6 year olds
29. 50+ year olds
30. Senior Citizens
31. Phreak (haven't played him but if I lost to him I'd probably rage...no offense to you sir)
32. Jax - YOU HAD 8% HP AND DODGED EVERY ATTACK?! AWESOME
33. Tryndamere
34. Xin Zhao
35. Champions that don't have a stun, slow or any form of cc
36. Champions that don't belong in solo lane - Janna
37. Champions that don't belong in jungle - heimerdinger
38. People that play Heroes OFF N
39. People that play DoTA
40. People that came from World of Warcraft
41. Anyone that has posted a pony in any thread
42. People that say trololollololol
43. People that say UMAD?
44. People that say UDEAD?
45. Anyone that takes credit for someone elses good play
46. Summoners that stay in top lane for 45 minutes of the 47 minute long game
47. High Schoolers
48. People that comment that I'm probably better than them but X is a feeder
49. People that are Dumber than You
50. Half way...wtf?
51. People that just hit level 30
52. Mundo
53.People that say 'Derp derp'
54. Opponents that point out your mistakes...OBVIOUSLY I MISSED MY Q YOU IDIOT THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME
55. Enemies that take 30-35 minutes to load (not 36)
56. People that are CLEARLY WORSE THAN YOU - (it happens and you know it)
57. People that are CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOU - (WTF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING VS HIM)
58. Summoners that get exhuast AND Ignite
59. Pantheon that uses Revive...
60. Any champion that uses revive
61. Terran...oh wait...yep I really do hate to lose against terran - basically brought me to LoL
62. Dumb People...
63. Smart People
64. People that think they aren't dumb
65. MostlyHarmless - In the Rare Occurrence that it might happen some day!
66. I hate losing to anyone that uses proper punctuation when they chat.
67. Pe0P1E W1TH N@M3Z LYK3 D1S
68. P30P1e tH@T T@1k LYKE TH1$
69. rumble...
70. Did i MENTION *$&#*(@ MORDEKAISER WOW
71. Tanky DPS
72. Roamers
73. EURO META Support/AD CARRY BOTTOM LANE
74. Anyone that cites Elementz Tier List as a reason they won
75. Karthus Ultimate
76. Mushrooms - (the hallucinogen anddd teemo)
77. Stealth - WHERED YOU GO?!
78. EVE BECAUSE HOW THE EFF DID I LOSE TO EVE?
79. Champions that I don't really understand...wtf does orianna do again? This ball hurts a lot!
80. Stuns by poppy/vayne when there's NO FRIGGEN WALL
81. Stunned by poppy/vayne when the TOWER GOT KNOCKED DOWN
82. 5 KNOCK UPS?!
83. 5 STUNS?!?!
84. Fiddle/Karthus/Kennen/Ezreal/Galio Chained ULT
85. Nidalee's Spear.....
86. Caitlynn's Ult
87. POISON DAMAGE AFTER I KILLED HIM
88. Ignite
89. ppl dat abbrv evry wrd
90. people that add you after they beat you
91. Alistair
92. Taric...Bonus rage if he's wearing pink
93. Sona that has more than 5 kills
94. Amumu...WHY STILL NOT NERFED?!
95. Yordles in general -_-;
96. UGLY CHAMPIONS - POPPY GO AWAY YOU SO FUGLY
97. SPR HOT CHAMPIONS - I HATE THAT I LOST TO YOU FRENCH MAID...BUT YOU CAN BEAT ME ANY DAY
98. MORDE Never DIE ALWAYS WIN
99. FLASH - Savior of the universe
100. People that copy dream hack comps
101. I PRETTY MUCH HATE LOSING TO EVERYTHING

soo...what do you hate losing to?
 
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